I MEANT TO SAY APRIL FOOL'S.........FUCK OFF.

HOW GETTO WAS THAT LAST POST? WHAT A HOMO RUNNING THIS SHIT

Jon Lester and Josh Becket Involved in Accidental High Rise Transmission Removal Service Accident!!!!!!!

JUST PRIL FOOL'S.KIDDING...........A

One lonely week

One week until the Sox season starts, man, I'm ready. Spring training gets old, the world baseball classic just hurt our guys. I mean Japan? Fuck that hype. I gotta say, I think our bullpen will be one of the best in the league. I like our staring rotation, even with the question marks, there are a lot of options to go to.


The C's are just hanging in there ready for playoff time.

This was a nice overall win, but check out the Rondo behind the back dribble and then behind the back pass. (link is below, just like your mom) And I can't believe how much better Big Baby is looking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY4pp7R71mw

Red Sox Pre-Season Predictions

Ok, I've been slacking. I've been drinking for months on end. I've been fermenting my innards. Is that a real word? Who the fuck cares.

The 2009 baseball season is about to dawn on us....YES.

In anticipation of this awesomeness....no....Wicked Awesomeness, I am going to attempt a few Sox Predictions. I'll see how I did at the end of the season and grade myself.

Ok here goes.

1.AL EAST Sox, Yanks, Tampa, Toronto, Baltisucks.

2.Sox bullpen is one of the top 3 in the Leauge, if not the best.

3.Smoltz will be a great starter.

4.Penny? A few good starts, then injury.

5. Daniel Bard gets into the pen mid season and is almost unhittable.

6.Youk or Pedroia gets another gold glove.

7. Becket is back, 2007 version.

8. Dice K 20 game winner, still shakey outings, but better.

9. Varitek will keep pissing me off hitting from the left side. Shares more time with Bard.

10. Ellsbury gets 50 steals again. Batting average about .290, 12 Homers.

11. Lugo comes back pissed off and rules SS, (I can't believe I just wrote that, cuz I don't believe it)

12. Lester continues to blow me away at how good he is. 18 game winner.

13. Tazawa huge part of the pen.

14. I drink lots of beer watching games.

Rachel Meddow Playing First?

Di d you know that the new New York Yankees First Baseman

is in fact doubling as an MSNBC News Anchor? Rachel Meddow

is known for her witty news analysis, but did you know she also got

a huge contract to play for the Yanks? Who would of known?

Oh The Beginning of the End

Well, the mighty Skankees, with their $250,000,000 additions and earth moving power have taken a big hit. First the A-Roid admission. This is only going to bring a shit storm to these pompous pricks. (Hey AJ, how you like the pressure of NY and by the way let's talk about A-Roid and how you like the pressure?)

Then we get this beauty. First, A-Roid has a cyst......hmmmmmm........the timing is perfect for his little admission to roids, but....it gets better. Now it's a torn labrum. I've heard he may be out up from 10 weeks to months.......ha ha ha. Months. Goliath isn't as tough without, well.......whatever, that's gonna fuck em up. You take the roided power bat out of their lineup and it doesn't look as tough. Sure they still got Texerror, but what other big bat do they really have?

They better hope their pitching is as good as it is on paper, but I don't think it will be.

Fuck the Yankees.