Tuesday, May 19, 2009

AHHHHH SHIT!!!

Welp, the c's are done. The b's are gone. The Sox are...........well this series with the Scrub Jays will be telling of our immediate future. If we can show up and get back on top of the East, well, we look like we'd be in good shape. But, if they man handle us and drop us 6-7 games back......fuck.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Ummmmm.......Yup, They All Can

B's Stayin' Alive.
Scoring eary and hard.
C's Taking the Lead.
Big Baby again.
The Truth speaks and I like it.
Did House miss a shot, for reals?
How about Starbury? He's ok in my book.
Jackie Moon, good for a couple of 3's.
It didn't hit the rim.........just saying.
"Ohhh...............you'd like us to actually play offense." .....The Entire Celtics Team.
4th wins it.
Sox
Master...........Son...........
Well, which is he?
Tonight, the son.
Well, I'm not quite sure, maybe a little of both.
Ok, though he got us our 6 innings.
Bullpen strong.
V-Tek......good night, was that the left side?
Paps??????? What the Fuck? Why are you throwing 86mph? Seriously, MD.
But, he gets the SLOW PITCH save.

Young Guns



Could he be the next of young talent to make a huge contribution to the team? Pedroia, Youk, Paps, Lester, Ells, Hanley Ramirez (Would have been sweet to have him, but I'm ok with Beckett and Lowell)...........Daniel Bard. He's flown through A ball and he throws 100mph. Only a handful of innings in Triple A this year, but a shitload of K's. I know it doesn't always equate (Hanson) in the Majors, but I'm looking forward to seeing this kid.
Oh yeah. We got a big game witht the C's tonight. Big Baby. Love the guy.
And.......can the B's live another day. I think yes, and I think someone's getting punched in the face.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Bruins?

Just gotta give a little props to the B's for keeping alive. Man......B's, C's, and Sox all win and on national tv in one night? Has to be a first.

Jay Bay is.............


Friday, May 8, 2009

C's Down in Series 2-1........shit

Well, we need the guy in the pic to step up. I can't count on it a ton because really he had an average year, in his standards. But, I gotta think that he's going to shoot better than the last game. Shit, I'd like to think the whole freaking team shoots better than that crap on a stick performance. Ick. I know the teams banged up bad....Jackie Moon is getting some serious minutes (side note.......me and my buddy craig were talking some playoff basketball and granted we were pretty drunk and stuff, well....I busted out a prediction....my prediction is that Jackie Moon is going to have a Finals game against the Lakers and he's going to go one on one with Kobe and bitch slap him and make him weep and just show his ass up while doing spinning double handed slam dunks over his ass.......well....could happen....anyways).....but where was I?...............Oh yeah, the teams banged up hella bad, but......The Celtics are still a damn good team...I mean how good is Eddie Mother Fucking House? You keep him sizzlin' and get a hot Allen and The Truth? Damn........
I'm just saying

Manny too?



Man....I gotta say I'm surprised. Good Ol Goofy, he was too natural.....too fun to ever use the dreaded medication.
Nope, pretty much every baseball player in this recent era (not earned runs allowed, no no.....our lifetime in baseball years) well, it appears every baseball player was roided. It's just weird. Every great power hitter in the last 10 years or so has admitted/busted to the roids. I mean, check this out......A-Rod, Manny, Conseco, Sammy, Giambi, BONDS, Palmeiro, Tejada....thats a few. Never mind the Clemens. Those players have put up the biggest, baddest numbers in our era. Makes me cross my fingers there won't be a Big Papi and JR. on that list.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

You Just Bought Tex a Rib Full of Fastballs


Well, you just couldn't handle it when you realized the Sox have your, fat, number. First of all, you head hunt on the Youkah, multiple times. Bitch. Then after JBay rocks your expensive shitty team a few times, more specifically drills a 3 run homer in the first off of you........Well, you come back and drill him in the back. Now, me.......I think JBay should have walked slowly to the mound, bat in hand, no emotion, and smack your punk ass. But, no.....he gave a look, walked slowly and in control to first. That's it right? Wrong. Even pitching coach Farrell thought that was a bitch move and we're getting sick of it, saying, "...........those things aren't forgotten, we know that there's a history there between the pitcher (that punk ass bitch joba the hut) in New York and our guys here (Beckett who would love to drill a 96mph fastball off of Texerror's skull), so not to say that he was specifically out to do that, but I think history speaks for itself, and we've got a number of games left with these guys (we are going to play bean ball with you, bitches)."
Oh yeah, Celtics/Magic II tonight. Man. The C's just didn't show up last game, not until it was way to late. I predict a strong game by Rondo tonight, pushing the speed of the game, well.....we need him to.