Wild Card Here We Come (I Hope)

So, I'm really starting to like this V-Mart Fellow. He's showing us some clutchness that we have been really missing since Papi's eye doctor stopped his "eye drop" prescription. Last night was a nice example, comes off the bench and pinch hits for 3 RBI's.

I love watching the Sox play the Orioles. I'm not sure what it is.......maybe it's the fact we can kick the living crap out of 'em, like every time.

Why is Texas still hanging in there? Seriously, what's the deal with that? I mean, I still feel confident that we will be in the playoffs, but only 2 games up on the Strangers? Come on.

In all honesty though, as I said, I think we will be in the playoffs, but I'm not feeling good about our chances taking it all. I'll leave it at that, 'cuz anything can happen, but still too many questions with our rotation. I mean, Dice is getting lit up in A ball. And, he's our hope. Beckett got a dead arm. Wake is old and taking more shots than me at the bar. Tazawa? Can't keep my hopes laying on him. I do like what Lester the Molester is doing and Buch is pitching nice.

I also want to say that I truly hate the fahkin' yankees. There's pretty much no hope of taking the AL East for us. Fuck.

In other news.......Good bye Bruschi....I'm going to miss you, thank you for the great years, but it was time and you did it classy. In fact, Good bye to all our elder defensive players, seems like the Pats are going younger and I think it's a good move.

So I suck, So What.

Ok ok ok........I know, I haven't written a damn thing forever. Sorry. Well, here we are.....Red Sox with a somewhat comfortable Wild Card lead. I think they got it. Too bad there's no chance to take first place in the AL East. Fuck the Spankees. Not sure what I think of our chances, I mean I love our bullpen with the addition of Wagner, but our starting Ro is not very deep. Gotta love V-Mart. Nice bat. We'll see. How suprised were you to see A-Gonz back? Ells is just kicking ass in so many ways. He finally is getting the ball out of the infield.

Two more weeks until football. Brady looked pretty freakin' sweet until his shoulder bent the wrong way, please don't be injured. I see the Pats having a huge year.

Ok, I'll try to do better, if not............fuck off.

AHHHHH SHIT!!!

Welp, the c's are done. The b's are gone. The Sox are...........well this series with the Scrub Jays will be telling of our immediate future. If we can show up and get back on top of the East, well, we look like we'd be in good shape. But, if they man handle us and drop us 6-7 games back......fuck.

Ummmmm.......Yup, They All Can

B's Stayin' Alive.

Scoring eary and hard.

C's Taking the Lead.

Big Baby again.

The Truth speaks and I like it.

Did House miss a shot, for reals?

How about Starbury? He's ok in my book.

Jackie Moon, good for a couple of 3's.

It didn't hit the rim.........just saying.

"Ohhh...............you'd like us to actually play offense." .....The Entire Celtics Team.

4th wins it.

Sox

Master...........Son...........

Well, which is he?

Tonight, the son.

Well, I'm not quite sure, maybe a little of both.

Ok, though he got us our 6 innings.

Bullpen strong.

V-Tek......good night, was that the left side?

Paps??????? What the Fuck? Why are you throwing 86mph? Seriously, MD.

But, he gets the SLOW PITCH save.

Young Guns

Could he be the next of young talent to make a huge contribution to the team? Pedroia, Youk, Paps, Lester, Ells, Hanley Ramirez (Would have been sweet to have him, but I'm ok with Beckett and Lowell)...........Daniel Bard. He's flown through A ball and he throws 100mph. Only a handful of innings in Triple A this year, but a shitload of K's. I know it doesn't always equate (Hanson) in the Majors, but I'm looking forward to seeing this kid.

Oh yeah. We got a big game witht the C's tonight. Big Baby. Love the guy.

And.......can the B's live another day. I think yes, and I think someone's getting punched in the face.

Bruins?

Just gotta give a little props to the B's for keeping alive. Man......B's, C's, and Sox all win and on national tv in one night? Has to be a first.

Jay Bay is.............

C's Down in Series 2-1........shit

Well, we need the guy in the pic to step up. I can't count on it a ton because really he had an average year, in his standards. But, I gotta think that he's going to shoot better than the last game. Shit, I'd like to think the whole freaking team shoots better than that crap on a stick performance. Ick. I know the teams banged up bad....Jackie Moon is getting some serious minutes (side note.......me and my buddy craig were talking some playoff basketball and granted we were pretty drunk and stuff, well....I busted out a prediction....my prediction is that Jackie Moon is going to have a Finals game against the Lakers and he's going to go one on one with Kobe and bitch slap him and make him weep and just show his ass up while doing spinning double handed slam dunks over his ass.......well....could happen....anyways).....but where was I?...............Oh yeah, the teams banged up hella bad, but......The Celtics are still a damn good team...I mean how good is Eddie Mother Fucking House? You keep him sizzlin' and get a hot Allen and The Truth? Damn........

I'm just saying

Manny too?

Man....I gotta say I'm surprised. Good Ol Goofy, he was too natural.....too fun to ever use the dreaded medication.

Nope, pretty much every baseball player in this recent era (not earned runs allowed, no no.....our lifetime in baseball years) well, it appears every baseball player was roided. It's just weird. Every great power hitter in the last 10 years or so has admitted/busted to the roids. I mean, check this out......A-Rod, Manny, Conseco, Sammy, Giambi, BONDS, Palmeiro, Tejada....thats a few. Never mind the Clemens. Those players have put up the biggest, baddest numbers in our era. Makes me cross my fingers there won't be a Big Papi and JR. on that list.

You Just Bought Tex a Rib Full of Fastballs

Well, you just couldn't handle it when you realized the Sox have your, fat, number. First of all, you head hunt on the Youkah, multiple times. Bitch. Then after JBay rocks your expensive shitty team a few times, more specifically drills a 3 run homer in the first off of you........Well, you come back and drill him in the back. Now, me.......I think JBay should have walked slowly to the mound, bat in hand, no emotion, and smack your punk ass. But, no.....he gave a look, walked slowly and in control to first. That's it right? Wrong. Even pitching coach Farrell thought that was a bitch move and we're getting sick of it, saying, "...........those things aren't forgotten, we know that there's a history there between the pitcher (that punk ass bitch joba the hut) in New York and our guys here (Beckett who would love to drill a 96mph fastball off of Texerror's skull), so not to say that he was specifically out to do that, but I think history speaks for itself, and we've got a number of games left with these guys (we are going to play bean ball with you, bitches)."

Oh yeah, Celtics/Magic II tonight. Man. The C's just didn't show up last game, not until it was way to late. I predict a strong game by Rondo tonight, pushing the speed of the game, well.....we need him to.

First things First

Ok that last game I mentioned with the sox kicking the shit out of the Indians......well as you know it got a lot closer, but the come back kids did it again. What I like about this team, that reminds me of 2007, is that they are getting key performances from every guy on the team, even Van Who's. Dare I say it..............nah, I'll wait a bit.

And somewhere A-Roid was shooting up in high school.

And at Fenway, A-Roid is gonna get an ear full.

And right now, the C's are trying to close this thing out with the bulls. I need to go watch it.

These Are The Good Times, My Friends, The Good Times.

I don't want to say I told you so, but.........well shit. I Told You SO......I gotta give big CC credit, wait, no I don't. None of their mulit-hundred million dollar players are doing much of anything. Texerror? I'm glad we have Lowell.

One thing I didn't see coming was this 11 game win streak we're on. Holy Shit, we are kicking ass right now. How many awesome moments happened in that NY series. Jacoby stealing home? Wow, this is seriously the fastest guy I've seen in the majors. (A little side note, I mentioned before that I'm living in Oregon, Jacoby is from a little tiny town called Madras about 45 minutes from here. This region loves the kid.)

Our lineup reminds me of 2003-2004 kind of. Lots of power......I'm loving the Youk, Drew, Bay, Lowell combo......and if Papi starts hitting, damn.

What can I say about our bullpen? The best, ok enough said. And we have guys like Tazawa, Bowden, That kid that throws a 100, and many more itching for some pitching in the bigs.

Right now the Sox are playing the Indians....score in the 3rd.....7-3 Sox....could this be 12 straight? Fucking A.

Hey Red Sox

JUST FUCKING WIN ALREADY!

Hey NY........get ued to it.

HA HAHAHAHAha.......


sorry, I was just watching something funny. Well, at first I wanted to see the Sox opener, but to my utter dismay, it was rained out. But, I soon got to watch something equally as entertaining. That is, C.C., the 100 and something million dollar man, get smoked. Oh, how sweet it was, the fat bastard couldn't throw a fast ball.

I called it earlier in my drunk postings, he's not going to be worth nearly any of that money.

Go SOx.

The FInal Count Down

Well, here we are, 2 days until showtime.

I'm happier than a pig in shit.....are they really happy to be in shit?

I'm on a special mission over the next week, can't give all the details right now, but it has to do with a fridge in my garage, lots of tubes, a CO2 tank and a keg of beer. Photos will be posted when mission is complete.

Stay strong.

I MEANT TO SAY APRIL FOOL'S.........FUCK OFF.

HOW GETTO WAS THAT LAST POST? WHAT A HOMO RUNNING THIS SHIT

Jon Lester and Josh Becket Involved in Accidental High Rise Transmission Removal Service Accident!!!!!!!

JUST PRIL FOOL'S.KIDDING...........A

One lonely week

One week until the Sox season starts, man, I'm ready. Spring training gets old, the world baseball classic just hurt our guys. I mean Japan? Fuck that hype. I gotta say, I think our bullpen will be one of the best in the league. I like our staring rotation, even with the question marks, there are a lot of options to go to.


The C's are just hanging in there ready for playoff time.

This was a nice overall win, but check out the Rondo behind the back dribble and then behind the back pass. (link is below, just like your mom) And I can't believe how much better Big Baby is looking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY4pp7R71mw

Red Sox Pre-Season Predictions

Ok, I've been slacking. I've been drinking for months on end. I've been fermenting my innards. Is that a real word? Who the fuck cares.

The 2009 baseball season is about to dawn on us....YES.

In anticipation of this awesomeness....no....Wicked Awesomeness, I am going to attempt a few Sox Predictions. I'll see how I did at the end of the season and grade myself.

Ok here goes.

1.AL EAST Sox, Yanks, Tampa, Toronto, Baltisucks.

2.Sox bullpen is one of the top 3 in the Leauge, if not the best.

3.Smoltz will be a great starter.

4.Penny? A few good starts, then injury.

5. Daniel Bard gets into the pen mid season and is almost unhittable.

6.Youk or Pedroia gets another gold glove.

7. Becket is back, 2007 version.

8. Dice K 20 game winner, still shakey outings, but better.

9. Varitek will keep pissing me off hitting from the left side. Shares more time with Bard.

10. Ellsbury gets 50 steals again. Batting average about .290, 12 Homers.

11. Lugo comes back pissed off and rules SS, (I can't believe I just wrote that, cuz I don't believe it)

12. Lester continues to blow me away at how good he is. 18 game winner.

13. Tazawa huge part of the pen.

14. I drink lots of beer watching games.

Rachel Meddow Playing First?

Di d you know that the new New York Yankees First Baseman

is in fact doubling as an MSNBC News Anchor? Rachel Meddow

is known for her witty news analysis, but did you know she also got

a huge contract to play for the Yanks? Who would of known?

Oh The Beginning of the End

Well, the mighty Skankees, with their $250,000,000 additions and earth moving power have taken a big hit. First the A-Roid admission. This is only going to bring a shit storm to these pompous pricks. (Hey AJ, how you like the pressure of NY and by the way let's talk about A-Roid and how you like the pressure?)

Then we get this beauty. First, A-Roid has a cyst......hmmmmmm........the timing is perfect for his little admission to roids, but....it gets better. Now it's a torn labrum. I've heard he may be out up from 10 weeks to months.......ha ha ha. Months. Goliath isn't as tough without, well.......whatever, that's gonna fuck em up. You take the roided power bat out of their lineup and it doesn't look as tough. Sure they still got Texerror, but what other big bat do they really have?

They better hope their pitching is as good as it is on paper, but I don't think it will be.

Fuck the Yankees.

I Smile Internally

A-Roid? A-Fraud? Ha haahahahahahhahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaa.

He's gonna hear so much shit, ha hahahahahahah.

A Few Thoughts On Truck Day!!!

Well, the fucking Lakers won again, by one point. Damn. That really hurts. So, that's 2 big win streaks they put an end to this year. I can't wait for the C's to beat 'em again in the championship.

We officially got 'Tek for 1-2 years. I think this was the perfect deal for both sides. Although, on Varitek's side, Boras porked him out of a few million by not signing the extension. But, I like it for the Sox, they get the poor hitting, great game calling guy that their pitchers are used to and it buys them time to get the next young buck to fill in. Once again, I hope they reduce his role, let him help the pitching/catching staff, and don't let him hit from the left side, please.

Joe Torre, thank you for your book, we all love it. Particularly the A-Fraud bashing.

Jason Bay gets a nice extension during this season.

Lowell...................? (question mark)



Beer?

Yes please.

Haiku

I got nothing........but love, baby.

First off......... want to say hope you lonely fuckers that are reading this watched Urijah show his dominance. I know he walked into one when he lost his title. But watch this.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOGkQEGGy78

Dude, if he doesn't regain his title by July 2009 I will be shocked.

Other stuff going on......C's kicking ass. 10 game winning streak tonight. I'm pretty stoked on KG and The Truth heading to the All Star Shit..............but I really think it should be Ray Allen and Rondo. I mean, c'mon.....................

V-Tek resigns finally.

To me, no doubter.

for both sides.

but.........

I mean, c'mon, what else did you have.................I like you, but please just start swinging from the right side, because your not a switch hitter anymore........you tell us you are,...but....you aren't..............please. just don't.

Somewhere.....Tom F Brady is throwing a foot ball.........tear, my eye.

Too much beer, not enough hot stove.

First of all, how about the dirty ass beat down the C's delivered to the Suns yesterday. Holy shit! Everyone looked strong, so strong that by the 4th quarter I don't think I knew any of the 5 players on the court. Geez. Seems like that little losing streak is behind us once and for all, that was weird.

As for the Sox, so we got Smoltz, Penny, Japanese guys, and Baldy. Well, I'm liking what Theo is doing, but there are a lot of question marks with these guys. Kinda reminds me of Colon, Piniero, Gagne.......the potential is there, but you just don't know. I think Smoltz will be the best out of all of these guys. Our pen should be good this year.


Cards/Steelers. Steelers should kick some ass. Let me just say Cards 7 Pats 47........pisses me off.

Urijah Faber will be fighting Jens Pulver for the second time this Sunday. It's on VS. Check it out. Should be good.

Trades

Well, I'm not sure about the Rocco signing. I guess he'll be a good 4th guy in the outfield, but, there is so many health issues. I gotta admit, he's got a cool name, Rocco. The name makes him sound tough. At least we have filled one more hole that was needing some serious filling. I just don't know over the full season that I'll be like, "Bring in fucking Rocco", I don't think he'll be that good, I hope I'm wrong.

The other signing I heard about is Smoltz. Now, he's coming off a big shoulder surgery and sounds like he won't be ready for opening day. But, shit...the guy has been good for a long time, he knows how to pitch. And the beauty is he's started and closed. I can almost imagine him coming in out of the bullpen...........options baby.



Now, somewhere in Boston, the C's forgot how to win........WTF?

We turned into pickle puffers.

I was thinking back to this legendary day, I was thinking of Pedro pointing to his head and telling Posada, "I'm gonna drill you right in the fucking head", I was thinking about the V-Tek/A-Rod "glove to the fucking face". Well, in general I was thinking about how much these clubs hated each other. You could tell there was some pissed off dudes.

But, nowadays.........it's a little different. I get the feel that these guys now want to hang out and practice together. There is no pissed of dudes anymore. It's just another game. I have to admit, Tampa pisses the Sox off, and I do believe that's the best rivalry going. Which is good. But, I want to see Youk bitchslap Jeter as he runs up the baseline. I want to see Pedroia rip his shirt off and call out the Yankee bench to fight him by himself. I want to see Paplebon strike out Texeireira to clinch the division then run up to him and pee on his shoes. This team needs to get pissed.

Come on Sox, get pissed, show us you want to win. (and while your at it, give A-Rod a bitch slap)