I'm Sad

I just want to say, it's the end of the year, New Year's Eve........I should be happy, excited. But, you know, I'm not.

The Pats are done, what do people do on Sundays in January?

The Celtics had the perfect season rolling along, now they lose 3 games in one road trip? (Granted Portland had an extra guy on the court to help 'em win)

The Sox.............well, they ain't done shit. While we have TB as a strong force in the division and the Skankees going fucking ape shit in the off season........That bums me out.

A lil' tear is rolling down my cheek. I'm getting drunk.

Sox are Bard up for catching.

Theo.....usually, I can follow you. I can agree with you.....I can even drink my beer and smile as I think of the deals rolling around inside of your head.

But, this one...I don't get.

Ok, ok.....Bard had a couple of good offensive years when we ditched his ass, last year he hit .200ish. He'll probably be fine with the the bat, I'm cool with that.

What I don't get is this. We get rid of 'Belli because we have Bard..........Bard can't catch the knuckleball. Now, understand, this was his one and only job......and he (I'll repeat here) COULDN'T CATCH THE FUCKING KNUCKLEBALL!!!

So, what did we do, we trade Bard to get 'Belli back.....right? Ok, great....'Belli catches Wake just great, but now a catch.........'Belli is no longer.

So, we had this guy Kevin Cash. This guy did a really freaking good job catching the Wakester. I was impressed. His bat was similar to the 'Belli, but......you know what, his only job was to catch the fucking knuckleball.

So, a funny thing happens this year. (Theo, here's where I'm confused) We don't resign Cash, nope, in fact......WE LET THE FUCKING YANKEES SIGN HIM, THOSE FUCKWADS.

So, no 'Belli, no Cash, no one to catch the difficult knuckler. Right, Wrong. We resign Bard.

Now, I'm assuming he's not going to be our everyday catcher, if he does end up becoming our everyday guy, I'll erase this post, but I just don't think he will be our everyday catcher.

So, you may ask yourself.....if he's not our everyday catcher, what would his job be?

HIS FUCKING JOB, WHICH HE FAILED AT MISERABLY ONCE, WOULD BE TO CATCH TIM WAKEFIELD AND HIS KNUCKLEBALL.

This is all so confusing and makes me feel................like we should have just resigned Kevin Cash for chump change.

To me, too many catchers, resigned, traded away, resigned, losing money for 1 pitcher.

DONE

The season is officially over for the Pats........FUCK....Well. I gotta say, I can't believe that we aren't in the playoffs with our 11-5 record. FUCK........I also gotta say, Matt Castlehoff fucking ended up being wicked awesome. FUCK......I gotta give props to what we ended up with for our running game. FUCK. FUCK FUCK.....I gotta remember how tight it was having Moss/Welker......FUCK FUCK FUCK....IT's all over. FUCK FUCK FUCK........(lil' tear coming down) (Sad)

Oh hummmmmmm..........


The Sox and Brad Penny are about to make a 1 year deal...........I guess that makes me not say Fuck.......no it doesn't, the fucking Pats are done.......FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.

Defeated

A while ago I posted something along the lines of, "Who can beat the C's". Well, shit. First, the Celts played poorly against the Lakers, the Lakers gave it all they had and looked like they were in control the whole game. In the end, the Celts took their first loss in a long time. I was bummed out, but you know........it's ok.

But, what the true horseshit is......is they then played the Golden State Warriors........guarenteed win. RIGHT? WRONG. They chumped out again. So, after starting off with an amazing record, only losing 2 all season, they choke up 2 more losses in a row.

But, I'd rather it happen now. Get it out of their system.

Then, there is the Sox. We lose out to Texerror. We let the Yanks sign Kevin Cash (this one I don't get, I think Theo fucked up, because the guy caught Wake pretty well) As of now, we don't have a catcher at all!!! We don't have a 4th outfielder. We still got Lugo? We could really use one more big bat. So......WTF? I have all the trust in Theo, maybe, hopefully he's got some master plan.......but let's get some shit done.




Now, in about a half hour. We'll all be watching one football game, and you know the one I mean. Pats/Bills. We got one cheer going today.......LETS GO PATS AND JETS. I know it's weird, but just do it.

Reality?

Ok, so I'm just going to put this into perspective. I'm a little drunk...........hiccup. Ok, sure Texerror brings some dimensions to an old Yankee team, sure they got CC and AJ. But, here's why this is good, this is all part of Theo's plan. They paid more for these 3 guys than, well.....I don't know, but they are going to paying big luxury taxes for a long time. I'm not that worried about CC and AJ, and you know what, Texerror can't fix a team either, yeah they'll be better than last year. But, this is what the Yanks have been doing for a long time, and it hasn't worked in almost a decade. So, we as Sox fans can enjoy the fact that at the end of the 2009 year, the Yanks will not be World Series Champions and the fury of NY media will destroy Hankenstein for the signings of these 3 overpaid douchebags. Once again, all together, FUCK THE YANKEES.

Fuck The Yankees

That's all I'm going to say.

Blah, Blah, Blah

Dude, it's getting old now. I mean, sure I would love to see Teixeira in a Sox uniform next year, even if the new uniform look a little gay. I would love to see his gold glove at first and his switch hitting, power driving bat knock around some AL East pitchers. But, my GOD. This is out of control. "We make huge offer, we pull out of the runnings for him, there's a mystery team, we're back in it." It's worse than watching General Hospital while someones rubbing antifreeze on your nuts. (Huh?, well that can't be good)

They say Tex is going to make his decision today. They got us offering 8 years and a shitload of money, the Nats 9 years and an even bigger shitload of money. So, right there you'd have to go Nats, unless he wants to win, then you gotta figure Sox, right. Well, then you hear of reports that the Yankees are now in it, right? Bullshit.

I'm so glad John Henry called Boreass's bluff with that mystery team. There should be some kind of law against him making shit up to drive the prices. Like, for instance, a hospital is not allowed to say, "Oh, you had a surgery, let's compare some other hospital rates.........ooooh, sorry, there is a mystery hospital that quadruples our price, so we're going with that on". Or, like a prostitute can't be like, "Sure I'll give you a hummer for $20, but first let me go and compare other ho's prices and I'll get back to you". No, first of all, her pimp would bitch slap her and tell he to get some fucking cash right now.

Maybe that's what we need in the MLB. A free agent pimp to regulate shit. If your taking to long to decide and you have Boras making shit up, you get a little visit from the MLB Pimp and a little motivation to cut the shit out, and pick a fucking team.

Well..........I'll keep an eye out to see if he makes his decision today....................