Friday, May 8, 2009

C's Down in Series 2-1........shit

Well, we need the guy in the pic to step up. I can't count on it a ton because really he had an average year, in his standards. But, I gotta think that he's going to shoot better than the last game. Shit, I'd like to think the whole freaking team shoots better than that crap on a stick performance. Ick. I know the teams banged up bad....Jackie Moon is getting some serious minutes (side note.......me and my buddy craig were talking some playoff basketball and granted we were pretty drunk and stuff, well....I busted out a prediction....my prediction is that Jackie Moon is going to have a Finals game against the Lakers and he's going to go one on one with Kobe and bitch slap him and make him weep and just show his ass up while doing spinning double handed slam dunks over his ass.......well....could happen....anyways).....but where was I?...............Oh yeah, the teams banged up hella bad, but......The Celtics are still a damn good team...I mean how good is Eddie Mother Fucking House? You keep him sizzlin' and get a hot Allen and The Truth? Damn........
I'm just saying

Manny too?



Man....I gotta say I'm surprised. Good Ol Goofy, he was too natural.....too fun to ever use the dreaded medication.
Nope, pretty much every baseball player in this recent era (not earned runs allowed, no no.....our lifetime in baseball years) well, it appears every baseball player was roided. It's just weird. Every great power hitter in the last 10 years or so has admitted/busted to the roids. I mean, check this out......A-Rod, Manny, Conseco, Sammy, Giambi, BONDS, Palmeiro, Tejada....thats a few. Never mind the Clemens. Those players have put up the biggest, baddest numbers in our era. Makes me cross my fingers there won't be a Big Papi and JR. on that list.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

You Just Bought Tex a Rib Full of Fastballs


Well, you just couldn't handle it when you realized the Sox have your, fat, number. First of all, you head hunt on the Youkah, multiple times. Bitch. Then after JBay rocks your expensive shitty team a few times, more specifically drills a 3 run homer in the first off of you........Well, you come back and drill him in the back. Now, me.......I think JBay should have walked slowly to the mound, bat in hand, no emotion, and smack your punk ass. But, no.....he gave a look, walked slowly and in control to first. That's it right? Wrong. Even pitching coach Farrell thought that was a bitch move and we're getting sick of it, saying, "...........those things aren't forgotten, we know that there's a history there between the pitcher (that punk ass bitch joba the hut) in New York and our guys here (Beckett who would love to drill a 96mph fastball off of Texerror's skull), so not to say that he was specifically out to do that, but I think history speaks for itself, and we've got a number of games left with these guys (we are going to play bean ball with you, bitches)."
Oh yeah, Celtics/Magic II tonight. Man. The C's just didn't show up last game, not until it was way to late. I predict a strong game by Rondo tonight, pushing the speed of the game, well.....we need him to.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

First things First

Ok that last game I mentioned with the sox kicking the shit out of the Indians......well as you know it got a lot closer, but the come back kids did it again. What I like about this team, that reminds me of 2007, is that they are getting key performances from every guy on the team, even Van Who's. Dare I say it..............nah, I'll wait a bit.

And somewhere A-Roid was shooting up in high school.

And at Fenway, A-Roid is gonna get an ear full.

And right now, the C's are trying to close this thing out with the bulls. I need to go watch it.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

These Are The Good Times, My Friends, The Good Times.


I don't want to say I told you so, but.........well shit. I Told You SO......I gotta give big CC credit, wait, no I don't. None of their mulit-hundred million dollar players are doing much of anything. Texerror? I'm glad we have Lowell.
One thing I didn't see coming was this 11 game win streak we're on. Holy Shit, we are kicking ass right now. How many awesome moments happened in that NY series. Jacoby stealing home? Wow, this is seriously the fastest guy I've seen in the majors. (A little side note, I mentioned before that I'm living in Oregon, Jacoby is from a little tiny town called Madras about 45 minutes from here. This region loves the kid.)
Our lineup reminds me of 2003-2004 kind of. Lots of power......I'm loving the Youk, Drew, Bay, Lowell combo......and if Papi starts hitting, damn.
What can I say about our bullpen? The best, ok enough said. And we have guys like Tazawa, Bowden, That kid that throws a 100, and many more itching for some pitching in the bigs.
Right now the Sox are playing the Indians....score in the 3rd.....7-3 Sox....could this be 12 straight? Fucking A.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Hey Red Sox

JUST FUCKING WIN ALREADY!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Hey NY........get ued to it.

HA HAHAHAHAha.......


sorry, I was just watching something funny. Well, at first I wanted to see the Sox opener, but to my utter dismay, it was rained out. But, I soon got to watch something equally as entertaining. That is, C.C., the 100 and something million dollar man, get smoked. Oh, how sweet it was, the fat bastard couldn't throw a fast ball.

I called it earlier in my drunk postings, he's not going to be worth nearly any of that money.

Go SOx.